Quotes Of Chanakya

1.    "A person should not be too honest.
Straight trees are cut first
And Honest people are screwed first."

2.    "Even if a snake is not poisonous,
It should pretend to be venomous."

3.    "The biggest guru-mantra is: Never share your secrets with anybody.
If you cannot keep secret with you , do not expect that other will keep it!
It will destroy you."

4.    "There is some self-interest behind every friendship.
There is no Friendship without self-interests.
This is a bitter truth."

5.    "Before you start some work, always ask yourself three questions -
Why am I doing it, What the results might be and Will I be successful.
Only when you think deeply and find satisfactory answers to these questions,
go ahead."

6.    "As soon as the fear approaches near, attack and destroy it."

7.    "Once you start a working on something,
Don't be afraid of failure and
Don't abandon it.
People who work sincerely are the happiest."

8.    "The fragrance of flowers spreads
Only in the direction of the wind.
But the goodness of a person spreads in all direction."

9.    "A man is great by deeds, not by birth."

10. "Treat your kid like a darling for the first five years.
For the next five years, scold them.
By the time they turn sixteen, treat them like a friend.
Your grown up children are your best friends."

11. "Education is the best friend.
An educated person is respected everywhere.
Education beats the beauty and the youth."

12. Test a servant while in the discharge of his duty, a relative in difficulty, a friend in adversity, and a wife in misfortune.

13.  We should always deal cautiously with fire, water, women, foolish people, serpents, and members of a royal family; for they may, when the occasion presents itself, at once bring about our death.

14. Do not put your trust in rivers, men who carry weapons, beasts with claws or horns, women, and members of a royal family.

20 Rules in any office

1. Rule 1. - The Boss is always right.

2. Rule 2. - If the Boss is wrong, see rule 1.

3. Those who work get more work. Others get pay, perks, and promotions.

4. Ph.D. stands for "Pull Him Down". The more intelligent a person, the more hardworking a person, the more committed a person; the more number of persons are engaged in pulling that person down.

5. If you are good, you will get all the work. If you are really good, you will get out of it.

6.. When the Bosses talk about improving productivity, they are never talking about themselves.

7. It doesn't matter what you do, it only matters what you say you've done and what you are going to do.

8. A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the butt.

9. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.

10. The more crap you put up with, the more crap you are going to get.

11. If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it...

12. When you don't know what to do, walk fast and look worried.

13.. Following the rules will not get the job done.

14. If it weren't for the last minute, nothing would get done.

15. Everything can be filed under "Miscellaneous" .

16. No matter how much you do, you never do enough.

17. You can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work you are supposed to be doing..

18. In order to get a promotion, you need not necessarily know your job.

19. In order to get a promotion, you only need to pretend that you know your job.

20. The last person that quit or was fired will be held responsible for everything that goes wrong.

A Dad's Wise Words.......

Following is a letter by a Father to his son from a renowned Hong Kong

TV broadcaster/Child Psychologist. The words are actually applicable

to all of us, young or old, Children or parents.! This applies to

daughters too. All parents can use this in their teachings to their

children.

Dear son ,

I am writing this to you because of 3 reasons

1.Life, fortune and mishaps are unpredictable; nobody knows how long

he lives. Some words are better said early.

2. I am your father, and if I don't tell you these, no one else will.

3. What is written is my own personal bitter experiences that perhaps

could save you a lot of unnecessary heartaches.

Remember the following as you go through life:

1. Do not bear grudge towards those who are not good to you. No one

has the responsibility of treating you well, except your mother and I.

To those who are good to you, you have to treasure it and be thankful,

and ALSO you have to be cautious, because, everyone has a motive for

every move. When a person is good to you, it does not mean he really

likes you. You have to be careful, don't hastily regard him as a real

friend.

2. No one is indispensable, nothing in the world that you must

possess. Once you understand this idea, it would be easier for you to

go through life when people around you don't want you anymore, or when

you lose what/who you love most.

3.Life is short. When you waste your life today, tomorrow you would

find that life is leaving you. The earlier you treasure your life, the

better you enjoy life.

4.Love is but a transient feeling, and this feeling would fade with

time and with one's mood. If your so called loved one leaves you, be

patient, time will wash away your aches and sadness. Don't over

exaggerate the beauty and sweetness of love, and don't over exaggerate

the sadness of falling out of love.

5.A lot of successful people did not receive a good education, that

does not mean that you can be successful by not studying hard!

Whatever knowledge you gain is your weapon in life. One can go from

rags to riches, but one has to start from some rags!

6.I do not expect you to financially support me when I am old, neither

would I financially support your whole life. My responsibility as a

supporter ends when you are grown up. After that, you decide whether

you want to travel in a public transport or in your limousine, whether

rich or poor.

7.You honor your words, but don't expect others to be so. You can be

good to people, but don't expect people to be good to you. If you

don't understand this, you would end up with unnecessary troubles.

8. I have bought lotteries for umpteen years, but I never strike any

prize. That shows if you want to be rich, you have to work hard! There

is no free lunch!

9. No matter how much time I have with you, let's treasure the time we

have together. We do not know if we would meet again in our next life.

With Love,

Your Dad